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  harry

  2 år dage siden

  They should have called it \"All Day Sickness\", because it usually lasts well beyond the morning hours.
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  foodad

  2 år dage siden

  As a fellow fartist, I applaud your awesome power and skill.
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  harry

  2 år dage siden

  \"fart, fart, puke\".......isn\'t that a move from the video game parappa the rapper?
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  wingnut

  2 år dage siden

  My wife only had morning sickness once. There also have been no real cravings but her diet has changed in one way: No More super spicy foods. She could eat habeneros like they were candy and would make salsa that would light up the sky. My stomach can\'t handle that heat and for at least the last eight months I have gotten a nice break from eating TUMS by the handfull.
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  noodad

  2 år dage siden

  Wingnut, if you get tot he point where you need to hurry things along, spicy foods have been known to do the trick. That as well as sex and drinking castor oil
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  harry

  2 år dage siden

  Don\'t forgot to take over the exceptional smelly tasks in life as well during this phase: taking out the garbage and changing the diaper champ are two prime examples. DON\'T subject your queasy wife to such hell. Don\'t even ask her if such things need to be done or if you could do it \"for her\", just DO IT!
  Same goes for dinner. You probably need to step in a few more times than usual to relieve her of smelling the raw chicken. Basically, unless you like your dinner with an extra layer of vomit, step in!
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