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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Noodad - Latest Comments in noodad    &amp;raquo; Tips for Dad-Holding-Kid Swimming Lessons</title><link>http://noodad.disqus.com/</link><description>Wiping Asses and Taking Names Since 2006</description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:46:10 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; Tips for Dad-Holding-Kid Swimming Lessons</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/tips_for_dad-holding-kid_swimming_lessons#comment-1745214</link><description>Pretty sure your kid won\'t be beat up if you teach them how to swim....hell it may even save their life or someone else\'s&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The shiny shoes and bow tie though.......that\'s another story</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">dadagain</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:46:10 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; Tips for Dad-Holding-Kid Swimming Lessons</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/tips_for_dad-holding-kid_swimming_lessons#comment-1745213</link><description>...try reading more than one article you glutinous turd. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Noodad readers are real men. They either already know how to throw a football, or don\'t give a rat\'s ass about football and are busy teaching their kids how to pwn at Halo.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Have fun with your bow ties.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">foodad</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:24:05 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; Tips for Dad-Holding-Kid Swimming Lessons</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/tips_for_dad-holding-kid_swimming_lessons#comment-1745212</link><description>Hey \"Not Buying It\",&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;thanks for actually coming to a site that someone referred you to. Right away, that is something most guys would not do. Sorry to disappoint you with an informative article on taking your kids to swimming lessons.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The reality is if you are looking for a place to teach people how to shine shoes, throw a football, cheat at poker, or tie a bowtie you are definitely not in the right place.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The guys we want on this site are the ones that pay to have their shoes shined, know how to pwn at poker the real way (with sound strategy and pure pwnage), and would never ever wear a Poindexter bowtie. Teaching how to throw a football is something you should already know how to do and thus do not require our help to teach your kid.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Again, sorry &lt;a href="http://Noodad.com" rel="nofollow"&gt;Noodad.com&lt;/a&gt; did not live up to your expectations but quite frankly, we don\'t need your kind here.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Noodad</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:09:27 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; Tips for Dad-Holding-Kid Swimming Lessons</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/tips_for_dad-holding-kid_swimming_lessons#comment-1745211</link><description>Sorry, someone pointed me to this site, but this site only paves the way for parenting such that kids of the readers/writers are the kids who WILL be beaten upon.  Grow a pair guys; get your head out of Parents magazine -- let your wives do that.  Teach them how to shine their shoes, throw a football, cheat at poker and tie a bowtie.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Are we as a culture really this emasculated?  And how about some original thoughts?  Sorry, this is all too weak.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Not buying it</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:12:45 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>