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  • latiamh

    2 years ago

    Ok ladies, don\'t think that I forgot about you...being that I, myself, am a lady:
    1)Bob the Builder-HELLO!?! Who doesn\'t love a man with a tool belt?
    2)Handy Mandy-Again, who doesn\'t love a man in a tool belt? And he\'s Latino-extra hotness.
    3)Levar Burton-You know...he used to play the fella with the glasses on Star Trek now he\'s enriching the lives of children through literature. A man that reads for fun!?! Sign me up.
    4)Man in the Yellow Hat from Curious George-I don\'t know what he does for a living. I don\'t know what\'s under that hat. I don\'t know why this man keeps a wild animal as a best friend but I DO know that the mystery of it all has me intrigued.
    5 and 6)The Kratt Brothers from Zooboomafoo-super cute, super smart, and super excited about animals. Have you checked them out in their khaki shorts? Great legs and bum, right? Totally.
    7)Dad/Harold Shrinks from George Shrinks-Yummm a musician and inventor...You know what they say about musicians, right? I don\'t know either. But nevermind that-he\'s got the goatee going on and the crazy hair and he\'s for sure working the whole \"Family Man\" thing as he invents things for his vertically challenged son, George.
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  • sasha

    2 years ago

    latiamh, I can\'t believe you forgot Steve from Blue\'s Clues. Joe will never replace him in my eyes.
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  • rupertz

    2 years ago

    I do like the way Laurie\'s boobs jump up and down when she sings but Melanie from the old Sprout gets major kudos for her old hijinks, http://news.com.com/2061-10802_3-6098329.html
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  • latiamh

    2 years ago

    Steve is a cutie...I am so sad he left...I hope to see him in one of my college courses.
    Rupertz-can\'t believe you talked about Laurie\'s boobs-dude, she\'s a mom.
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  • Rusty Sterling

    2 years ago

    Thanks for placing my step-daughter as number one. I\'d like to note a correction: She does not have \"ollagen lips\". Those are her real lips. But I\'m glad you picked her as number one.

    Thanks,

    Rusty Sterling
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  • Noodad

    2 years ago

    Thanks Rusty. I can\'t imagine any other person at the top of our list. Choo Choo Soul rules. Any chance I can get an autograph picture from her?
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  • wahoodad

    2 years ago

    Noo, you want that autographed picture for your kids, right?
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  • Noodad

    2 years ago

    That\'s right. for the kids.
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  • Rusty Sterling

    2 years ago

    Hi Noodad,

    Just send me an email with your address and we\'ll get one to you when we can. She waiting for Disney to have them produced right now. But it should be soon.
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  • Kerry Kimble

    2 years ago

    Genevieve happens to be my daughter, and she\'s always been number one with me!! Her talent has been obvious since she was singing along with Sesame Street!
    Kerry Kimble
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  • Tom

    2 years ago

    Jenn from Hi 5 http://www.hi5america.com/cast-jenn.html

    Animated - Kelly from the hardware store in Handy Manny
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  • aw

    2 years ago

    Everything you see is the real Genevieve. She\'s even more beautiful inside than outside. She is definitely a top 10!
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  • Diatribe

    2 years ago

    Tom, Good call. Here\'s another picture of her. Bottom right http://www.hi5america.com/images/groupchicane.jpg
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  • Sprout Dad

    2 years ago

    Michele Lepe is #1 in my book. When she\'s on screen, Star doesn\'t exist for me. That Choo Choo girl is a close second. If Sagwa was a real girl instead of a cat, she\'d be pretty hot, too.

    Is there a list for CNN personalities? If so, Linda Stouffer is #1 in my book.
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  • dirtydad

    2 years ago

    I don\'t get the whole Melanie Martinez thing - I\'m glad she\'s gone. She was far from cute and extremely annoying. Michele (Nena), though - woohoo! She\'s more than hot. I\'m not big at all on the \'Choo Choo\' girl. Laurie Berkner? She\'s got great boobs and my wife agrees, so we watch her with the kids.
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  • Holly Hager

    2 years ago

    I have know Gen since she was in 6th grade
    there is nothing more real then all of Jen & her spirt.......love ya lots

    She brings sunshine to to all !!!!!
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  • foodad

    2 years ago

    Holly,

    Please have her contact us so that we can interview her for the site. We\'ll do a Maxim style photoshoot and everything. :zzz

    foodad
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  • Amber

    1 year ago

    I think that Lisa from the Doodlebops should be at number 1 and not Genevieve Goings from Choo Choo Soul I think that she belongs at the bottom of the list. That is because Lisa is my Role Model and my Girl and no matter what she will always be number 1 along with The Crocodile Huntress Terri Irwin and Vivian B. McLaughlin from Out of the Box.
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  • foodad

    1 year ago

    Noodad,

    What ever were we thinking when we wrote this article? We should have consulted Amber, whose firm grip on reality should filter all of our future installments.

    Check out the ground breaking theory that I call... Ambervision

    Love of \"her role model\" and \"girl\" Lisa from the Doodlebops = Genevieve Goings to the bottom of the list & Terri Irwin & Vivian McLaughlin warping somehow onto the list and rocketing to the top.


    Eureka! Next time let\'s just do the Top 10 Number 1 Babes on Children\'s Television.

    foodad
    -straight from the Noodad Labs
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  • Noodad

    1 year ago

    There are very few woman in this world that both men and women agree are hot.

    The Crocodile Huntress is not one of them.
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  • Borat

    1 year ago

    Teri Irwin is NOT hot.
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  • Tater Skin

    1 year ago

    Latiamh,

    I agree with you on some, but Lavar Burton?!? Come on....twitch, twitch.

    My personal fave? Greg Page from the Wiggles. Oh, mamma. Anthony isn\'t all that bad either.

    I also think it worth an incredible mention (since Genevieve has been brought up) to bring up her co-star, Mr. Conductor. What a beautiful man. Seriously girls, you can\'t say he isn\'t.
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  • funkymom

    1 year ago

    i have to agree with the above poster, the engineer on choo choo soul is a serious hottie. also, agreeing with the original post, kim possible rocks!
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  • Renee

    1 year ago

    Did you know she won best all around in her school polls?!?! She was a star since the day she was born. I am so blessed to have a friend as talented as her. She is so beautiful and deserves to be #1. But she is even more beautiful and HUMBLE on the inside as she is on the out.
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  • Aubrey

    1 year ago

    [B]what about steve?? he\'s not exactly what you\'d call, \"hot\". but rotfl about the latino-hotness ((handy manny))[B]
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  • d

    1 year ago

    What about some of the dancers from The Wiggles? Katerina is worth a wiggle in my book - especially when they sing \"The Flap\". Makes 7 am a little easier to tolerate.
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  • Kristen Egypt

    1 year ago

    My kids have been watching Choo Choo Soul since the day it came out... she has brought so much joy to my kids lives and now they appreciate music and dancing like all kids should. On another note there is no one else that could replace her as #1....
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  • Ross

    1 year ago

    I think that Ross guy from the Kidz Network (www.kidznetwork.com) which shows on Daystar every Saturday morning is incredibly handsome... and strong looking. Yeah. He should be in this conversation somewhere.
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  • David

    1 year ago

    Drum roll please...............

    Genevieve Goings for being there on tv giving children lots of fun on such a great show. thank you.
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  • rkp490

    1 year ago

    Dont forget the minx from the big comfy couch....The Clock dance is on it...
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  • Jiff

    1 year ago

    What about June from Little Einsteins? :)
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  • Beefcake

    1 year ago

    I gotta also second that you need to add Jennifer Peterson-Hind from Hi-5 known as Jenn on the Hi-5 show.... Also the Choo-Choo soul Girl: Genevieve Goings is a top choice....
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  • DaddyDayCare

    1 year ago

    I think Pinky (Kelly Dolan) from Hip Hop Harry should be added on the list! She's so hot and she knows how to get her groove on. She's a BGirl...could breakdance and everything!
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  • Erick Sermon

    1 year ago

    you are DEAD-ON w/ Genevieve Goings (Choo-Choo Soul)! What better way to watch TV w/ the kids than by watching that, uh, her move. Is that wrong?
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  • Ian Cooper

    1 year ago

    Personally I think Michele Lepe should be number 1. I could watch her all night.
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  • bfwebster

    1 year ago

    True story, as told to me. A few years ago, I was in Houston, working on IT-related litigation, and two lawyers and I went out to lunch. One of the lawyers mentioned that he had a birthday party coming up for one of his kids that weekend -- and talked about hiring a clown, a pony, etc.

    The other lawyer mentioned that he had taken his son (8-ish) to a friend's birthday party a few weeks earlier. He said that the parents of the birthday girl had thrown a 'Kim Possible'-themed birthday party and had hired a 'live action' Kim Possible to be there. He said that this 'Kim Possible' was in her early 20s, was drop-dead gorgeous in that wholesome 'Kim Possible' sort of way, and was wearing the trademark bare-midriff Kim Possible outfit (see drawing above).

    He also said that all the fathers at the party were having a _very_ hard time keeping their eyes off of Kim Possible.

    Heh. ..bruce..
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  • Ryan

    1 year ago

    As a father of 3 in my late 20's, I sometimes feel like a VERY creepy old man when I find myself more transfixed to Nina on the Good Night Show than my infant daughter.

    And Kim Possible?? Fuhgettaboutit! MAN, I need help! :)
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  • David

    1 year ago

    Great list. I'll second DaddyDayCare's nomination of Pinky from Hip Hop Harry. Just saw it for the first time this morning. It's an insipid show, but it had my 18 month old dancing and is 100 times better than Barney. In fact, it's pretty much the same show, just hipper.
    Genevieve Goings deserves to be at the top of the list, but Michelle Lepe does it for me. My daughter and I watch The Goodnight Show every night. My wife figured out why the other night when Nina was teaching yoga.
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  • Andrew

    1 year ago

    Without a doubt Michelle Lepe is the hottest chick on kids TV. I just wish she would wear some different outfits sometimes!
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  • LateStarterDad

    1 year ago

    Wow, I'm so glad to find out I'm not the only dad that has oogled Nina in a less than platonic manner. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if Nina maintains her wide-eyed, sappy-sweet on-screen persona at home...especially in the bedroom. Oh my...
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  • Brad

    1 year ago

    I vote for "Captain Hupette" from Four-Square. You'd have to be watching the Treehouse channel, available in Toronto, Canada.

    Must be rather cold where they film the dance segment. Skin tight outfits. My guess is only the guys wear anything underneath - judging by what appears to be a codpiece.
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  • Peter

    1 year ago

    Michele Lepe aka 'Nina' is sooooo seeeeeexy hot!! I bet she is the sole reason why so many dads watch that show!
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  • Carl

    1 year ago

    I have to agree 100% with Peter. If it were not for "NINA" we would probably be watching something else. She does make the show. She is so good with/for the kids and really helps settle them down and so so pleasing to watch to. my-oh-my
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  • B Free

    9 months ago

    My 2-year-old just started watching Hi-5 on Discovery kids and they got two hotties up there, Karla Cheatham-Mosley and Kimee Balmilero. They are both gorgeous. I thought they were gonna be like some young college kids but they are 27 and 28 respectively. Very nice.
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  • B Free

    9 months ago

    Also, Genevieve is definitely a good number 1
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  • James

    8 months ago

    Nina is HOT!
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  • swg credits

    7 months ago

    My daughter and I watch The Goodnight Show every night. My wife figured out why the other night when Nina was teaching yoga. My own comments, it is true that and everybody believes that Michele Lepe aka 'Nina' is sooooo seeeeeexy hot!!
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  • Andrew's Daddy

    7 months ago

    Time to update the list! Wendy Calio, AKA Nina, from the Imagination Movers is the new number 1!! Genevieve is definitely up there, and the first motivation I had to tolerate my son's obsession with Playhouse Disney, but, the Queen is dead, Long Live the Queen!!
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  • andre

    6 months ago

    how about nina from sprout shes hott also Katarina from wiggles
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  • viewsat files

    5 months ago

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  • Steve

    4 months ago

    Come on......cartoon girls? What about Nina from Imagination Movers? What about Caterina from The Wiggles? Two natural beauties. They are a little more obscure, but damn they're hot.
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  • coyote

    1 month ago

    what about the other nina, from imagination movers?
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