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  • tbokim · 3 years ago
    It was really helpful~! Good to know that I can still sneak in some video game time. However I will have to negotiate with my wife to get more hours to play Metal Gear Solid 4. But first I will have to convince her that the PS3 is worth buying... Damn SONY!!
  • HokkaidoHillbilly · 2 years ago
    Thanks for a) this site and b) putting a few of my fears at ease a little bit.

    Unfortunately, #10 seems like a definite possibility if our pre-pregnancy sex life is any indicator (once every 3-4 months or so, but that\'s an entirely different story), but who knows?

    Thanks!
  • YoDaddy · 1 year ago
    Absolutely right on all of these, especially #5. When son #1 was born 5 years ago, I dug in my heels on the minivan thing and got an SUV. Everything was fine until son #2 arrived, and son #1 started having playdates... no room for car seats and boosters for everyone. Meanwhile, all of our friends had taken the Sienna/Odyssey leap. It was right around that time that... y'know... those minivans started looking pretty awesome. We finally took the plunge last month, and have never been happier.

    If you can swing it, go the whole nine yards: DVD, JBL sound system, Bluetooth, 72 cup holders. And the first time you hook up the video game to the DVD system through the aux jack, your son will look at you in amazement, as if you had just invented fire.
  • LiteralDan · 1 year ago
    I agree with most of this list-- while I don't recommend fatherhood for everyone, especially those that appreciate sleep at will, it really is a lot easier (or at least more straightforward) than some movies and people would have you believe.

    If you think you might want to do it, just go for it sooner rather than later, so you can get out while you're still young.
  • big daddy · 6 months ago
    this is a great blog lol i just found you while looking for beach carts!
    our baby will be 6 mos and this is our first summer with a kid so trying to get it all together for the place we just rented!
  • DCUrbaanDad · 6 months ago
    I especially agree with 5 and 10. Sex gets better actually.
  • medela backpack · 6 months ago
    This is awesome, I am totally impressed, you really got these things right! keep posting like this!

    Donna
  • sex_toys · 4 months ago
    Witty article! Thanks a lot. Here's one more myth from me: "Men don't want children as much as women do" I think everyone have heard this at least once in his life. And what about this : "Mums are naturally better at caring for children"? Let's debunk all this stuff!
  • sexy dresses · 4 months ago
    there isno room for car seats and boosters for everyone. Meanwhile, all of our friends had taken the Sienna/Odyssey leap. It was right around that time that... y'know... those minivans started looking pretty awesome. We finally took the plunge last month, and have never been happier.

    Thanks and Regards
  • Buy a domain · 4 months ago
    It is only when you empty the diaper pail a week later that you need to be careful. Individually these bombs can be handled. When 30 or so of these join each other in a Diaper Champ, it forms of force more powerful than the Death Star but you need not worry about individual changings.

    Thanks and Regards
  • thoi trang · 3 months ago
    I am regenerated from a long day at work and ready to take on the family until bedtime. So to recap, it's not that you won't sleep, it's that you won't sleep on your terms, any longer.

    Cheers!
  • Lemonade Diet · 2 months ago
    I agree with most of this list-- while I don't recommend fatherhood for everyone, especially those that appreciate sleep at will, it really is a lot easier (or at least more straightforward) than some movies and people would have you believe.

    If you think you might want to do it, just go for it sooner rather than later, so you can get out while you're still young.
  • เครื่องสำอางเกาหลี · 2 months ago
    This is awesome, I am totally impressed, you really got these things right! keep posting like this!
  • Domain Registration · 1 month ago
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  • Printable Address Labels · 1 month ago
    this is a great blog lol i just found you while looking for beach carts!
    our baby will be 6 mos and this is our first summer with a kid so trying to get it all together for the place we just rented!
  • Apex Professionals LLC · 1 month ago
    Everything was fine until son #2 arrived, and son #1 started having playdates... no room for car seats and boosters for everyone. Meanwhile, all of our friends had taken the Sienna/Odyssey leap. It was right around that time that... y'know... those minivans started looking pretty awesome. We finally took the plunge last month, and have never been happier.
  • cash advance · 1 month ago
    Everything was fine until son #2 arrived, and son #1 started having playdates... no room for car seats and boosters for everyone. Meanwhile, all of our friends had taken the Sienna/Odyssey leap. It was right around that time that... y'know... those minivans started looking pretty awesome. We finally took the plunge last month, and have never been happier.
  • kaspersky keys · 1 month ago
    it tastes too salty. So the human skill of behavior modification prevents you from diving into a dirty diaper with reckless abandon twice. Piss on me once, shame on you. Piss on me twice, shame on me.
  • World Cup Shirts · 1 month ago
    Good to know that I can still sneak in some video game time. However I will have to negotiate with my wife to get more hours to play Metal Gear Solid 4. But first I will have to convince her that the PS3 is worth buying
  • bridal shower cake ideas · 1 month ago
    But the notion that having kids means a chastity belt installed on your wife is B.S. It will rarely be her, it will be you. There will be a transition phase after the birth where you will not get anything. This is not necessarily because of a lack of desire, it is most likely due to simple health reasons, and the fact that you and your wife will be more tired than you are used to.
  • Puzzle Games · 1 month ago
    It was right around that time that... y'know... those minivans started looking pretty awesome. We finally took the plunge last month, and have never been happier.