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Mike — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:57:41 -0000

Episiotomys don't prevent tearing. It's like saying "I'm going to kill this animal to pervent it from Dying. make sense. Don't let them do this to your wife. It's as outdated as horse and buggy.

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redhawk — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:14:07 -0000

Another great and informative article, but \"hoagie\" is a Philly-area term for any warm sub, not just Italian. And a cold Italian sub is not a hoagie. Not that I\'ll be able to order a hoagie anytime soon after reading this.

I\'ve always thought \"Afterbirth\" would be a cool name for a speed metal band.

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ricercar — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 17:52:09 -0000

i was able to miss the afterbirth & sewing up thing by moving to the room with the baby & nurse. there\'s NOTHING like having a minutes-old baby turn towards your voice and stop crying for an instant.

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noodad — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:16:49 -0000

The afterbirth is either something you will think is incredibly badass or something that is the most repulsive thing you have ever seen.

I personally felt seeing the placenta was one of the most amazing thing ever.

The other problem with the bowl is thats the time when the sewing up occurs. Now that will F with your head.

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wingnut — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:13:02 -0000

I\'m not looking forward to it but a friend of mine said that after the baby comes and they wheel the large steel bowl over, find something to do that is far away from that bowl. At first he wouldn\'t tell me why but after some prodding he summed it up in one word: AFTERBIRTH :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

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MojoFilter — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:32:50 -0000

Ok, here\'s the one thing that really took me off guard. I was ready for the blood and the slicing and the pooping but what made me feel a little nuts: the tubes. Just before she was ready to blow, she had all kinds of tubes sticking out of her and going off in different multi-colored directions. There was one to monitor the baby, different catheters and who knows what else. I think one of them was a tube connected to a bell so that when a car drove over it, it would ring. All this coming from the mysterious darkness I put so much effort into exploring just months before. I couldn\'t be sure if she was having a baby or Cthulhu was trying to climb out. And nobody warned me.

Re: noodad » The Predad Dictionary Part 1: Vagina

foodad — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:43:06 -0000

During childbirth, the vagina disappears into a phone booth and emerges as BIRTH CANAL!

Perhaps an Incredible Hulk reference would have been better than Superman here. :)

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foodad — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:40:36 -0000

ROFL WES CRAVEN MOVIE!