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  BmoreDad

  1 year ago

  Some problems I have:
  2) full candy bars rock... It does not make you a perv. I dont know how many kids you get, but 2 assorted twenty packs from BJ\'s only costs me $20 and covers the whole night.
  5) leaving the candy on the front step does not work. Where do you live, Mayberry?
  
  The rest are great, particulary #14. I swear my neighbors leave them on just to tell the kids they dont celebrate halloween.
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  Noodad

  1 year ago

  Yeah BMoreDad I do kind of live in a Mayberry, however you do bring up a point I forgot to mention. If you do leave out candy, don\'t blow your whole stash at once: go back midway through and refill.
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  Jiff

  1 year ago

  Some damn good tips! I agree on buying good stuff, who wants that damn clark bar! :p
  
  Luckily we live in a cluster neighborhood so the kids can wack out 20 houses in less than 20 mins! :)
  
  Don\'t pass up the high school kids... just remember that you were there once. I remember going to one house around Xmas and unscrewing 1 light bulb in their string so they all went out.... thats what happens when you say \"No costume, no candy\" I know a few kids in our \"hood\" that will get 2 or 3 extra pcs of candy just on good measure.
  
  have fun and be safe!
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  Artificial

  7 months ago

  give it out to any kid that rings the doorbell. Even if the kid is in high school and you think they are too old to be trick or treating, these high school kids are capable of egging your house or TPing your trees.
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  rachelrogers

  7 months ago

  I tried this but forgot I left my Christmas lights on. So much for stealth mode. Great tips though!
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  shaidavies

  7 months ago

  Do you happen to have a NooDad Christmas checklist?
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