http://noodad.disqus.com/Wiping Asses and Taking Names Since 2006enFri, 22 Feb 2008 21:11:28 -0000http://www.noodad.com/wp/predad/oh_the_abuse_you_will_know#comment-1747140<p>I don't remember most of what I said during labour. In fact, the whole three day (seriously) period I was in labour was quite a blur.</p><p>I do remember, however, when we went to the hospital on the second day, I asked my partner to shag me.</p><p>We have our own version of morse code, as it were, and a line followed by a tap (draw subtly on skin) means F*** Me. I did that to him during a brief interlude, and we both cracked up laughing.</p><p>Followed by screams that 'My bowels are falling out!!!'.</p><p>I think I'll go, lol. Sorry for the imagery!</p>Modified MummyFri, 22 Feb 2008 21:11:28 -0000http://www.noodad.com/wp/predad/oh_the_abuse_you_will_know#comment-1747139<p>Scared the hell outta me but Thanks for the heads up. Don\'t worry I\'ll definatly tell you all about it. Thanks for being here for me guys.</p>imsowittyMon, 22 May 2006 05:28:00 -0000