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imsowitty
· 3 years ago
Scared the hell outta me but Thanks for the heads up. Don\'t worry I\'ll definatly tell you all about it. Thanks for being here for me guys.
Modified Mummy
· 1 year ago
I don't remember most of what I said during labour. In fact, the whole three day (seriously) period I was in labour was quite a blur.
I do remember, however, when we went to the hospital on the second day, I asked my partner to shag me.
We have our own version of morse code, as it were, and a line followed by a tap (draw subtly on skin) means F*** Me. I did that to him during a brief interlude, and we both cracked up laughing.
Followed by screams that 'My bowels are falling out!!!'.
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I do remember, however, when we went to the hospital on the second day, I asked my partner to shag me.
We have our own version of morse code, as it were, and a line followed by a tap (draw subtly on skin) means F*** Me. I did that to him during a brief interlude, and we both cracked up laughing.
Followed by screams that 'My bowels are falling out!!!'.
I think I'll go, lol. Sorry for the imagery!