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noodad » Oh, The Abuse You Will Know

Started by noodad · 10 måneder dage siden

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  • Scared the hell outta me but Thanks for the heads up. Don\'t worry I\'ll definatly tell you all about it. Thanks for being here for me guys.
  • I don't remember most of what I said during labour. In fact, the whole three day (seriously) period I was in labour was quite a blur.

    I do remember, however, when we went to the hospital on the second day, I asked my partner to shag me.

    We have our own version of morse code, as it were, and a line followed by a tap (draw subtly on skin) means F*** Me. I did that to him during a brief interlude, and we both cracked up laughing.

    Followed by screams that 'My bowels are falling out!!!'.

    I think I'll go, lol. Sorry for the imagery!

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