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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Noodad - Latest Comments in noodad    &amp;raquo; How to Check Email With a Kid on Your Lap</title><link>http://noodad.disqus.com/</link><description>Wiping Asses and Taking Names Since 2006</description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 04:42:46 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; How to Check Email With a Kid on Your Lap</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/how_to_check_email_with_a_kid_on_your_lap#comment-9178467</link><description>This is quite innovative way, i liked it, though I would never do that, if I were to check the emails, I would rather do it my way.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Emma</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">freestyles</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 04:42:46 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; How to Check Email With a Kid on Your Lap</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/how_to_check_email_with_a_kid_on_your_lap#comment-1742119</link><description>Except we have a desktop, and my 8 month old (this age changes monthly ; ) crawls underneath the chair, smacks my feet, and starts yelling/crying.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When I sit him on my lap, I let him smack the keyboard, but open up a text editor, so all the keyboard smacks are not interpreted into potentially damaging commands.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So no solution to this problem yet for me, since I am sitting on a chair...but hope springs eternal...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">dchalom</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 04:56:22 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; How to Check Email With a Kid on Your Lap</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/how_to_check_email_with_a_kid_on_your_lap#comment-1742118</link><description>....shaking your ass at your kid is just plain wrong!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Plus the real reason I wouldn\'t try this is my cats would shred the beejesus out of my arse... it bears a strong resemblance to their cat toys.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">dadagain</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 09:28:10 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: noodad    &amp;raquo; How to Check Email With a Kid on Your Lap</title><link>http://www.noodad.com/wp/instructions/how_to_check_email_with_a_kid_on_your_lap#comment-1742117</link><description>Although I won\'t recommend eating beans or any food that causes gas before do that.  ;)</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">tbokim</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 16:31:38 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>