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ksahdlkjash — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:17:47 -0000

awesome

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Kevin1221 — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:10:10 -0000

Hey, what is the game on that picture? The post is really a bit of fun to me. I guess there are few more names like these. I am going to find out them. Dick deserves to be the number one. But I guess gay has to get a bit more up on the list.

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sex_toys — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 08:06:41 -0000

There is an old Russian saying, I don't know whether I could translate it correctly, but I'll try: "A ship will sail the way you name it". So, naming your lovely child is really important. And what if you were lucky to get twins??? It becomes a real problem...

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deedee — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:52:21 -0000

Just checking where this is going ?

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Diana — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:41:19 -0000

William,
I am looking for a William Carrasquillo.. William was born in Lynn,Ma. Can you please responed.

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GenerationXpert — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:06:10 -0000

One more thing. There is a a urologist in our town named:
Richard Cummings

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GenerationXpert — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:05:05 -0000

My last name rhymes with fart. There's no first name that can take that away :(

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lady bug — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:48:52 -0000

I have a Dr. who is Dr. Robert Dock, thats right Dr. Dock, and thank goodness he doesn't go by Dick!

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P. Honkenoffsky — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:50:16 -0000

Dick Nutt. That's funny!

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MominMA — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:37:54 -0000

I worked with a guy named Richard McNutt. Seriously. He smartly went by Rick.

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P. Honkenoffsky — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:17:38 -0000

My brother, Gruntwilligar, got off pretty easy with his name. Mom & Pops Honkenoffsky, gave me my name. Puss Honkenoffsky. I just go by P.Honkenoffsky. I am thinkng about changing it. By the way, my brother has a weiner dog. His body is so low to the ground, that his nips have been scraped off. Poor dog. Also, his little wiener sometimes gets scraped too. Poor little dog!

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Jay G — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:14:31 -0000

I\'ve always hated my real name. Jeremy. It\'s a fine name for a child, but it doesn\'t translate well into adulthood. To people that haven\'t known me my whole life, I go by Jay.

So, when it came time to name my son, I was adamant that it be an adult (i.e. not cute) name. I saw an ad in an Old Car Trader magazine for a \'51 Hudson Hornet. Knowing the history of that car, I was hooked. I talked my wife into naming him Hudson Graves. I\'ve since found a \'51 Hudson that we\'ll be working on together soon.

How old do they have to be before they can handle a welder?

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cup'a joe — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:29:59 -0000

hilarious!!!!!!! lol, jay neids aboner.

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leonardo dc — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:55:00 -0000

when i was a kid, there was a boy in my class, and his name was jay. but his dad\'s last name was neids, and his mom kept her name when she got married, and it was aboner. so his name was jay neids-aboner. im not making that up. when he turned 18 he smartly changed it to just jay neids, but we made fun of the poor kid quite a bit. lol, jay neids-aboner, its even funnier to me now.

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jack — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:46:03 -0000

my friend\'s neighbor\'s last name is hoefield (im totally serious). and they stupidly named their son chase nathaniel. so now, all the kids make fun of him while they r chasen\' hoes in a field. how stupid can u b. but its better than matt spencer bation. yup, matt s. bation. i wonder wat his girl friend called him?

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Hero_bcl — Wed, 02 May 2007 10:29:52 -0000

For example, if you name your child Jeeves, he\'ll end up being a butler. Her name is Crystal you say? Yeap, she\'ll be dancing around a pole for lonely salesmen by the time she\'s 21. Now I used to work with a guy named Billy Diamond - not Bill or William, Billy. I personally think he might have had a career in the film industry, and I don\'t mean Paramount.

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Justin — Tue, 01 May 2007 08:43:03 -0000

\"Justin\" (just in time)
Barely made it, barely passed, barely lives up to social, academic, business, ethical standards. The name that screams louder than any in the world that he could ever be a somebody ever. Never in the history of all humankind has there been a neutral, unassuming, safe, un-nicknamable, characterless name. I bear the cross of being named it back in \'79 when it was very unpopular. So blatantly and uncocernedly pushed away by every social group in school, work, and public facility, i\'m invisible, a ghost, and ultimately a walking breathing nobody. It works for a six year old who\'s always getting punished for everything he does wrong or goes wrong, and that will never change for the rest of his life!

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foodad — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:34:21 -0000

it\\\'s even funnier if you google:

Catawba County Richard Boner

(no really)

(stop it)

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foodad — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:25:42 -0000

Read this article first... then scroll down.

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/biz2/0701/g...

I can\'t believe the Judge\'s name is DICK BONER!

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latiamh — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:01:30 -0000

My father referred to all of my siblings and I as, \"Hey, one of y\'all come here!\"

But I have a friend named Dick Diamond. Not gonna get him beat up...gonna do the opposite, get him a lot of potential lay.
I\'ve always heard stories of twins named
\"Lemonjello\" and \"Orangejello\" and \"Shithead\"(pronounced sh-th-eed)

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foodad — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:53:17 -0000

KSC that\'s a tough one. I think I would \"rother\" name my kid Fergus than Rother.

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foodad — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:30:31 -0000

PIXICLE IS WITTY! HAHAHAHAA!!!

:upset :zzz :eek

HANS JURGEN ORFF!!! HAHAHAA THATS A GOOD ONE! HAHAHAAHAA. HIS BROTHER WAS OLIVER KLOZE ORFF ! HAHAHAHA AND HIS SISTER MARRIED A GUY NAMED PHIL MCCRACKEN!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! AND THEY WERE MARRIED BY A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE NAMED JUSTIN CASE!!! HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA AND MY REAL NAME IS JOHN MEOFF BY EVERYONE CALLS ME JACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA SO WHEN THEY SAVE MY NAME IT SOUNDS LIKE JACK ME OFF ITS SO EMBARASSING HAHAAHAHAHAHA

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ksc — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:22:30 -0000

Husband wants to name this baby (due in 16 days) after his dad... Rother. My never-changing repsonse: NOOOOOO!!!!

My dad\'s business had a customer whose name was Dick Head. No joke! Dick Head!!!

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Pixicle — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:50:33 -0000

No kidding, there is a director in the company I work for named \"Hans Orff\". Worse than than that, I had to book a flight for him, and his middle name is \"Jergen\"...

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Sam Elowitch — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:09:59 -0000

I\'m so glad we named our son Henry, after my late father-in-law. It\'s a classic name, but not so terribly common that it\'s boring. He seems to like his name, too, which is a bonus.