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  • fishinjc

    3 years ago

    If you are familiar with nascar racing throgh the eighties and early nineties you will already know about the worst name in the history of names. I\'m serious. The absolutely worst name of all times.
    There was a driver in this era whos actual birth name was Dick Trickle. I Am dead serious. This is not a joke. Someone actually named their child Dick Trickle.
    Can you even begin to imagine the hellish torment that he went throgh as a child in school?
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  • Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski

    2 years ago

    Dear Sir,

    In regards to childrens first names, how do you think I fared as a lad with the name Gruntwilligar? Yet it could have been worse. I have a cousin named Flintlock and he absolutley hated it when someone would call him \'Flint\'.

    Best regards,

    Gruntie
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  • wingnut

    2 years ago

    This is my father-in-law\'s name. Luckily my wife told me it before I met him because I laughed so hard I cried. She didn\'t understand but got mad just the same. After I told her it was a redundant name I then had to explain what a \"johnson\" was. I call him Rich because I just can\'t say Dick without snickering.
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  • chris munch

    2 years ago

    With mu last name being Munch my wife wouldn\'t let me name my son Hunter. She said it sounded like a porn star\'s name. In hindsite I have to agree.
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  • foodad

    2 years ago

    Nobody picks on porn stars.
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  • brooke

    2 years ago

    I worked with a guy whose real name was Haap. I thought it was wierd, and as we were working in a restaurant and people often used \"server names\", I didn\'t entirely believe him. So one day I asked to see his license. Yes, his real name was Haap, and his last name was Peacock. I can only imagine the torment he must have gotten.
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  • William Carrasquillo III

    2 years ago

    For myself I have had some ridicule with \"Willy\" (free willy the whale, chilly willy the penguin, or wilber the pig to name a few) but coming into the 90\'s it took a more positive turn \"Iron Will\", \"William Wallace\" (aka braveheart). Overall it has been a good name.
    I Have met a guy back in college named (and this is for real) Michael Hunt, he\'d get really upset when you called him Mike (just say that and his last name and you\'ll understand why). There is also a Dr. over here with the name Wabba W. Wabba (and his initial stands for Wabba), you could just imagine the pages at the hospital, \"Paging Wabba, Dr. Wabba Wabba to the ER.\"
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  • Diana

    9 months ago

    William,
    I am looking for a William Carrasquillo.. William was born in Lynn,Ma. Can you please responed.
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  • deedee

    3 months ago

    Just checking where this is going ?
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  • Sam Elowitch

    2 years ago

    I\'m so glad we named our son Henry, after my late father-in-law. It\'s a classic name, but not so terribly common that it\'s boring. He seems to like his name, too, which is a bonus.
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  • Pixicle

    2 years ago

    No kidding, there is a director in the company I work for named \"Hans Orff\". Worse than than that, I had to book a flight for him, and his middle name is \"Jergen\"...
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  • ksc

    2 years ago

    Husband wants to name this baby (due in 16 days) after his dad... Rother. My never-changing repsonse: NOOOOOO!!!!

    My dad\'s business had a customer whose name was Dick Head. No joke! Dick Head!!!
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  • foodad

    2 years ago

    PIXICLE IS WITTY! HAHAHAHAA!!!

    :upset :zzz :eek

    HANS JURGEN ORFF!!! HAHAHAA THATS A GOOD ONE! HAHAHAAHAA. HIS BROTHER WAS OLIVER KLOZE ORFF ! HAHAHAHA AND HIS SISTER MARRIED A GUY NAMED PHIL MCCRACKEN!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! AND THEY WERE MARRIED BY A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE NAMED JUSTIN CASE!!! HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA AND MY REAL NAME IS JOHN MEOFF BY EVERYONE CALLS ME JACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA SO WHEN THEY SAVE MY NAME IT SOUNDS LIKE JACK ME OFF ITS SO EMBARASSING HAHAAHAHAHAHA
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  • foodad

    2 years ago

    KSC that\'s a tough one. I think I would \"rother\" name my kid Fergus than Rother.
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  • latiamh

    2 years ago

    My father referred to all of my siblings and I as, \"Hey, one of y\'all come here!\"

    But I have a friend named Dick Diamond. Not gonna get him beat up...gonna do the opposite, get him a lot of potential lay.
    I\'ve always heard stories of twins named
    \"Lemonjello\" and \"Orangejello\" and \"Shithead\"(pronounced sh-th-eed)
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  • foodad

    2 years ago

    Read this article first... then scroll down.

    http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/biz2/0701/g...





















    I can\'t believe the Judge\'s name is DICK BONER!
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  • foodad

    2 years ago

    it\\\'s even funnier if you google:

    Catawba County Richard Boner

    (no really)

    (stop it)
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  • Justin

    2 years ago

    \"Justin\" (just in time)
    Barely made it, barely passed, barely lives up to social, academic, business, ethical standards. The name that screams louder than any in the world that he could ever be a somebody ever. Never in the history of all humankind has there been a neutral, unassuming, safe, un-nicknamable, characterless name. I bear the cross of being named it back in \'79 when it was very unpopular. So blatantly and uncocernedly pushed away by every social group in school, work, and public facility, i\'m invisible, a ghost, and ultimately a walking breathing nobody. It works for a six year old who\'s always getting punished for everything he does wrong or goes wrong, and that will never change for the rest of his life!
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  • Hero_bcl

    2 years ago

    For example, if you name your child Jeeves, he\'ll end up being a butler. Her name is Crystal you say? Yeap, she\'ll be dancing around a pole for lonely salesmen by the time she\'s 21. Now I used to work with a guy named Billy Diamond - not Bill or William, Billy. I personally think he might have had a career in the film industry, and I don\'t mean Paramount.
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  • jack

    1 year ago

    my friend\'s neighbor\'s last name is hoefield (im totally serious). and they stupidly named their son chase nathaniel. so now, all the kids make fun of him while they r chasen\' hoes in a field. how stupid can u b. but its better than matt spencer bation. yup, matt s. bation. i wonder wat his girl friend called him?
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  • leonardo dc

    1 year ago

    when i was a kid, there was a boy in my class, and his name was jay. but his dad\'s last name was neids, and his mom kept her name when she got married, and it was aboner. so his name was jay neids-aboner. im not making that up. when he turned 18 he smartly changed it to just jay neids, but we made fun of the poor kid quite a bit. lol, jay neids-aboner, its even funnier to me now.
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  • cup'a joe

    1 year ago

    hilarious!!!!!!! lol, jay neids aboner.
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  • Jay G

    1 year ago

    I\'ve always hated my real name. Jeremy. It\'s a fine name for a child, but it doesn\'t translate well into adulthood. To people that haven\'t known me my whole life, I go by Jay.

    So, when it came time to name my son, I was adamant that it be an adult (i.e. not cute) name. I saw an ad in an Old Car Trader magazine for a \'51 Hudson Hornet. Knowing the history of that car, I was hooked. I talked my wife into naming him Hudson Graves. I\'ve since found a \'51 Hudson that we\'ll be working on together soon.

    How old do they have to be before they can handle a welder?
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  • P. Honkenoffsky

    1 year ago

    My brother, Gruntwilligar, got off pretty easy with his name. Mom & Pops Honkenoffsky, gave me my name. Puss Honkenoffsky. I just go by P.Honkenoffsky. I am thinkng about changing it. By the way, my brother has a weiner dog. His body is so low to the ground, that his nips have been scraped off. Poor dog. Also, his little wiener sometimes gets scraped too. Poor little dog!
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  • MominMA

    1 year ago

    I worked with a guy named Richard McNutt. Seriously. He smartly went by Rick.
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  • P. Honkenoffsky

    1 year ago

    Dick Nutt. That's funny!
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  • lady bug

    1 year ago

    I have a Dr. who is Dr. Robert Dock, thats right Dr. Dock, and thank goodness he doesn't go by Dick!
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  • GenerationXpert

    1 year ago

    My last name rhymes with fart. There's no first name that can take that away :(
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  • GenerationXpert

    1 year ago

    One more thing. There is a a urologist in our town named:
    Richard Cummings
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