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  • You should be ashamed at poking fun of infertile men.
  • Matt R.

    Sorry I meant to add the following tags to the post:
    < sarcasm > article < / sarcasm >
  • Matt,

    It is you who are being insensitive to the problem of toofertility. Toofertility is a problem in our society and leads to extreme fatigue, back pain and Muppetism.


    By the way, this is actually an article on how to protect your fertility. we're not making fun of anyone (except for you).

    foodad
  • Another fun way is to make sure you prepare for sex by taking care of yourself first about 30 minutes before.
  • Thanks for the tips. I'll be fully informed and ready to take action when we're ready to call it quits in the area of baby making. My wife is knocked up with our second and is already talking about having a third. I might have to start some of these soon.
  • Take off the x-ray blanket method will not work!

    the radiation dose you get in x-ray diagnostic imaging is by far to low to cause such effect(if any).

    cell damage is possible in prostate cancer radiotherapy where huge radiation dose is applied near testises
  • do the snip-snip. it's the best thing i EVER EVER EVER did in my life. it's utterly trivial and the process includes certain "wifely duties" that she has to perform in order to prepare you and then pamper you afterward. :-) i can't even begin to explain the freedom of complete worry free sex. it's beyond description
  • My wife and I have been talking about me getting snipped but i am a little worried. There are all kinds of questions going through my mind. How much pain am I going to experience during recovery? Is climax going to feel as satisfying afterwards? Is my sex drive going to be lowered? Am I going to feel less like a man or go through depression afterwards? How long am I going to be in recovery?

    I have never had surgery before so naturally I am a little nervous, but i hear that the incision is pretty small. I have a pretty vivid imagination though and I can almost feel the snip every time I let myself think about it in detail. My wife thinks I am just paranoid and her doctor sais that this option is going to be easier on me than any option possible for her to get fixed. Also she has had those inserts put into her tubes to supposedly keep her eggs from getting through, but she has gotten pregnant twice since she had the procedure done. We have an RH difference so unless she goes and gets a shot she will miscarry every time, but that is hard on a womans body so i want to do the snip snip, i just have a few concerns.
  • Good call on the top 10. Under extreme pressure at moment to have #4 and looking for handy ways to duck out of the issue.

    Apparemtly the hot bath thing is works - see this interesting link...
    http://www.puzzlepiece.org/bcontrol/kiser1962.html

    Thanks.
  • Wow..a reverse psychology, I like it...thanks man.
  • Dear Sir
    My Sprem Count Only For 1 Lak Only...
  • Will be useful for the men who are looking to stop the child surprises like you.. If one who are done with children these ten ways will help them..very informative post is this..
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